Those are so elementary they're laughable...

Be patient...I'm gathering the data and a concise Hanks' Keys To The Game will be forthcoming shortly; probably within a day or two. Certainly soon enough for the Fawks coaching staff to glean the words of wisdom.

I'll give you a quick preview though. Prevent Devin Hester from having one of those deflating runbacks...

Being "elementary" didn't stop you from generating your last list...didn't see any reason you'd do otherwise this week

Fish on...

Todd

Fugger will prolly start charging to subscribe.

My keys are vital and far from elementary. Just for example, the Fawks had absolutely no idea they should try to get the ball to Stokley until they read it here...

I was going to post my prediction but all I can see anymore is Sol Ducs avi


DAMN!

The least that welcher should have done was put up a Gold Rush Girl.

It won't be cheap and just to get the libtards all hot and bothered I'm calling it FAWKS NEWS.

If Gawd made anything better, he prolly kept it for himself.

Even I have standards. lol

Im telling ya, the only way to get rid o Hanky on a perm basis is for him to accept my offer of a ticket into the bowels of the Hawks Nest for the Niners/Hawks game next season...purty sure he would end up in a trash can at the bottom of Elliot Bay!

They better add some Portland cement, or he'll just inflate Jimbo and rise to the top.

Finally was able to unpucker my ass from my seat here and get online to see what is going on. . . . .Hellova game today ! ! Pack D comes up bigtime again ! ! If only Jones had caught that pass before the half I would have more tequila left.. .. . . .

Just turned down an offer from my uncle in Chicago to go to the game. . . banking on the Pack playing in the Championship Game there and taking him up on his hospitality then .. . . OR the Fawks pulling back to back miracles and the game being in Seattle, then somehow blackmailing summerrun out of his tickets when the Pack comes out here to do what they do best.. . . .Beat the Fawks and WIN THE NFC ! !

How many people in that Hawks Nest and how many are potty trained?

Relax. We're all brothers from different mothers now that I'm rooting for a West Coast team.. Any thing I say that gets your blood curdling is all in jest and part of the chain jerking I love so much..

You guys just keep on talkin' ... as long as you keep Sol Duc posting like is pretty damn good

Say what?

No need for words ... really

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What happened to that Thursday only thread?

I need to see a full size picture of that avitar !!!

I'll have to run that across my GF to see if she wants her pic enlarged.....