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#687811 - 06/09/11 09:02 PM Re: Is that a weasal in your pants? [Re: ]
Mikespike Offline
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Registered: 01/02/08
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i thought the weasel's name was pauly


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#723899 - 12/07/11 07:10 PM Re: Is that a weasal in your pants? [Re: Dogfish]
fish4brains Offline
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Registered: 08/23/06
Posts: 6868
Loc: zipper
Originally Posted By: Dogfish
No, its a martin...

HOQUIAM, Wash. -- Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into a Hoquiam apartment and assaulted a man.

The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker said, "It's not a weasel, it's a martin," then punched him in the nose and fled.

The attacker was apparently looking for his girlfriend and had gone to her former boyfriend's apartment Monday night where the victim was a guest.

KXRO reports he left carcass behind.

Police later found the suspect arguing with his girlfriend at another location and arrested the 33-year-old Hoquiam man after a fight.

He said he had found the martin dead near Hoquiam, but police don't know why he carried it with him.

A martin is a member of the weasel family.[/b]


Hoquiam man acquitted in dead weasel assault

"It's not a weasel, it's a martin!"

MONTESANO, Wash. – A jury acquitted a Hoquiam man who was accused of breaking into a home and throwing a dead mink at another man during a confrontation that made weasel headlines across the country.

Defense lawyer Chris Crew said Monday the Grays Harbor County jury found 33-year-old Jobie J. Watkins of Hoquiam not guilty of burglary.

Crew said witnesses provided inconsistent accounts and the "prosecution failed to prove a link to the mink."

Watkins was accused of attacking his girlfriend's ex-boyfriend on June 6 in Hoquiam.

The Daily World of Aberdeen reports court records say Watkins admitted finding the dead mink along the road, but never explained why he carried the carcass.

The story spread partially because of Watkins' reported insistence that the dead animal was a somewhat rare marten.


Edited by fish4brains (12/07/11 07:11 PM)
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#723913 - 12/07/11 08:26 PM Re: Is that a weasal in your pants? [Re: ]
Sol Duc Offline
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Registered: 06/18/01
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I'll say. grin
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#723938 - 12/07/11 10:18 PM Re: Is that a weasal in your pants? [Re: Sol Duc]
Dogfish Offline
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Registered: 05/03/01
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That made my day today when I saw that. It was the article of the day at work.
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#723952 - 12/07/11 10:56 PM Re: Is that a weasal in your pants? [Re: Dogfish]
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Registered: 01/11/03
Posts: 10513
Loc: Olypen
We had a martin hanging out here for a while, but I'm pretty sure the neighbor killed it......
They are a pain in the butt to have around as they get into everything and kill tons of critters, but I don't kill the animals that live here. As far as I'm concerned that neighbor has no business outside the city. Let him go live where he can be without Nature.
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#723965 - 12/07/11 11:29 PM Re: Is that a weasal in your pants? [Re: ParaLeaks]
CedarR Offline
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Registered: 08/04/99
Posts: 1463
Loc: Olympia, WA
Pretty sure it's a Federal offense to throw a dead person at a live martin.

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#723977 - 12/08/11 12:31 AM Re: Is that a weasal in your pants? [Re: CedarR]
Twitch Offline
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Registered: 02/22/09
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Loc: Oregon Central Coast
No link to the mink, can't make a stink.
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#724128 - 12/08/11 03:56 PM Re: Is that a weasal in your pants? [Re: Twitch]
Todd Offline
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Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 28170
Loc: Seattle, Washington USA
If the mink doesn't fit, you must acquit.

Leastwise, that's how I remember it from law school.

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#724193 - 12/08/11 08:48 PM Re: Is that a weasal in your pants? [Re: Todd]
fish4brains Offline
Dah Rivah Stinkah Pink Mastah

Registered: 08/23/06
Posts: 6868
Loc: zipper
Could it have been a fisher?
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#724226 - 12/09/11 12:02 AM Re: Is that a weasal in your pants? [Re: fish4brains]
JTD Offline
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Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 3068
Loc: Browns Point,Wa. USA


It was a fatally fractured feral ferret...
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