Where do your doodie go?

Depends

On your suspenders.

Find a horizontal log off the beaten path, dig a hole, control suspenders so they don't get shat on, do the doodoo, inspect, wipe, cover.

What dogfish said,then wash hands in joy soap before touching anything especially your rod,no pun intended.Good luck,
SZ

Make sure the horizontal log is STURDY. Experience speaking!

One of the guys at work had a favorite log when he was living in Alaska, He was settled in for some business when his dog come up from behind and gave him a big wet lick. He is still looking for one shoe.

As far from the water as possible and preferably in a flat area or depression that doesn't drain straight into the river or a feeder.

And look out for poison oak!

Ask the crowd that fishes the Skok.

Poison Oak? All my years running around in the woods I never had an issue with Poison Oak; now stinging nettles on the other hand...

Bucket and a bag. Pack your [censored] out.

Or just go up in the woods like a f'n bear. DO NOT wipe with the Devils Club.

Best to have some Marine Toilet Paper.
Rough, Tough and don't take [censored] off of anyone.

You guys are funny. Try being a lady during combat fishing season. If you don't drink anything, you don't pee. Just saying.

You just gotta ask yourself, WWMBPD?



"What Would ManBearPig Do?"

If I'm within a 3 hour drive of the Skok I just head that way. Release at the head of the run so others have something to floss.

I find that it's better to squat like a Vietnamese. They are the professionals.
Check for worms, then cover.

Whatever you do, don't do it squatting on a steep slope. Just ask my brother what happens when your feet slip.

On your girlfriend's chest.

In the case of my partner, right on top of his fishing pliers....but that's another story.

Myself and others with any woods decency get off the beaten path, take care of business, cover it up and go on our merry way.

Now, a 3 alarm $hit that's another story. There often are no rules in this case and in extreme circumstances (body contorted, sweats, sphincter maxed out...we've all been there) maybe not even getting out of sight of others. Anything goes(in more ways than one) at this point.