The old man took me fishing the 1rst of the YEEARRRR... i say took....because i was practically an invalid for the first 2 hours. we left super late, i was nursing a headache that could have felled an ox of mass proportions. i had woken up next to a vodka bottle ..not good...not good at all. got to the river at 12:30pm or so.

I was walking over a log past a guy and he said with a growl "merrrrg" my head snapped up. we both laughed. he asked me why i havent been on in awhile. SoooOo fishing report it is...all though i think he was hoping for naked women.


walked down....whipped out one of jared's jigs.... greg stopped at a nice tailout...i walk above him...find a little pocket thinking...'bet theres a fish rigghhhttttt there'.... FIRST CAST....bobber down. whattt!? downriver poopstick. pretty fish though. minus the nose job.

greg makes another 10 casts ...bada-boom..ANOTHER one!?! haha. his was a bit nicer then minecloser up


talked to a guy havent seen in ten years....he says he hooked a chromer coho earlier today. SooOoo i whip out my jigs in a likely hole....5 casts later

DoooOOoooood....can i buy a bright fish!?!?!? jesus's t!ts...hahah everyone else we saw catching fish were all chromers!!!

walked back up and twitched another darkish coho up. Fun day of fishing and releasing.

Uh oh....here we go again. Sweet looking fish, I love when they got rose to their cheeks.

Cool.
On the board for the post-apocalyptic steelhead season.

That ox fell-ery line is funny. I dig it.

'Bout time..They've been worried sick!!

Not really....my New Years Wish is out the window already.


Ike

Well played Ike.

hahahah i love how you get on here as fast as you can to open your pecker holster about NOTHING that has to do with the post. i fish when i want...where i want. your going to have to do alot better then that short stop. verbally your a child. stick to the post...or find some new material. hahah...rice...ice......how many times can you guys reguritate that saying. go pay someone to write for you. you have a permanent writers block on anything entertaining or new. My vote is retardation, but im giving you the benefit of the doubt hahaha keep it up, i love it when they try.

my chick posts get taken down though bro....i tried a month or so ago...they slapped my hand. i figure i push it hard enough enticing the boners out for some wordplay...

Boots without chicks.....doooood.....
How about some chicks in boots?
(not bucks, tho)

Glad ya got out to shake the hangover off.Good luck,
SZ

Welcome Back Merg. Some worrywarts here for sure.

You can't buy this kind of twitching publicity. Pretty canny, if I do say so myself.

King

I actual do like this, He was still drunk, got up from a blackout and managed to hook some steel In my younger days that was better than sex!!!PEACE

Ooookay

I for one would've prefer ed half naked Merg pic's than than than......Spare the Boots Merg.

Mf

Hahah . you hit it on the head. it does feel great. Hawaii was awesome. taught me a ton. you cant surf everyday and do nothing forever my friend . So yes...its nice being back in the real world fixing all the stuff i left. Monkeys off my back= GOOD. : )

You might want to take some chemistry classes bro....last time i checked my freezer...ice is solid...sooOoo...no cloud. thats like saying you took a puff of rock....not so good at the thinking still i see. Your trying though. thats what counts.

I knew you'd come around.: ) You are a bit of a slow learner.


your posts keep getting shorrrrter....and shorrterrrrr....uh ohhhhh...he's running out of steam!!! your like a bottle rocket....alot of noise at first...a short fizzle...and plop...your done. i imagine your just a WINNER with the ladies with that charm and wit. bahahhah...morons. they come in every shape and color...

your just about as dumb as he is merg..sorry, but with your pious "wit" you should recognize the "reverse-troller" and just give it a rest..if not for anything else but to save poor bob some server space..

that being said, nice fish. sorry karma stuck you in the ass.

How did that turn out for you mergret? Have you gone back since you got busted?

mreyns...you know he doesnt drive..the better question would be, "who else did you get busted with you?"He has this gravitational force thing around him so im guessing that the answer will be more than "1"...

wildlife violations are a big black eye for some jobs out there, if im guessin right.....

sure have. Hooked one steelhead and landed one dark coho. waiting for someone to pop out and say something. funny....NO ONE DOES hahahah. no one will.