For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack?

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack !
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack is the only son of Awe. Awe, the fertilizer magnate, who married O. , the owner of Needeep N. , Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack married Noe . The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie , Giva , Fulla , Bull , and the twins Deep and Dip .

Against her parents' objections, Deep married Dumb , a high school dropout.

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe divorced.
Noe later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip married Loda , and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken . Two of the other six children, Fulla and Giva , were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the -Happens nuptials. The -Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull , the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.
He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa .

Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack , you can correct them.

Sincerely,
Crock O.

gives me a headache........(I know.....paybacks)