I'm not sure that adding a third boob to make herself "less attractive" will work



http://fox2now.com/2014/09/22/woman-has-surgery-to-add-3rd-breast/

Woman has surgery to add 3rd breast
POSTED 1:10 PM, SEPTEMBER 22, 2014, BY STAFF, UPDATED AT 02:30PM, SEPTEMBER 22, 2014

Have you ever been so fed up with the dating scene that you considered reconstructive surgery to make yourself less attractive?

Jasmine Tridevil, a 21-year-old massage therapist from Tampa, Florida, underwent surgery to have a third breast implanted right in between her left and right breasts. In an interview, Tridevil told Orlando radio station Real Radio 104.1 she had to contact 50 or more doctors before she found one who would perform this surgery. “It was really hard finding someone that would do it too because they’re breaking the code of ethics,” she said. Tridevil also told the station that her family is displeased with her decision to have this surgery.

One of her goals was to make herself less attractive to men because she is no longer interested in dating. She also expressed that she really wants to have her own reality show on MTV and she thinks this is the best way to reach that goal.

The doctor was not able to add an areola to the third breast, so she had one tattooed onto the implant.




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Todd

she aint even hot... smart choice..

It does nothing for me but I bet there are plenty of like-minded male freaks that will jump all over that.

I think the "Wants an MTV reality show" may have had more to do with it than "less attractive to men" did...

I prefer two boobs, myself, but hey...to each their own. Far be it from me to think my weirdness is less weird than someone else's

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Todd

thats beastiality, Hank...

Don't get me wrong...I prefer them in multiples of two, two per chick...I have no problem with four or six so long as those guidelines are followed ;-)

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Todd

She should have had Vanilla, Swirl, and Chocolate tattooed on 'em...

Hank, this thread is about boobs....not hairy butt cheeks.

The girl from Total Recall was









But this one isn't so bad.

Hmm.

If I was this guy I might like three boobs,

Double Dick

By the title... I am so not clicking that link.

Summer run

AKA "Toys are us"

I don't know how you guys remember that. I have a limited amount of available RAM and can't be burdened with past member accounts... I remember the avatar though.

I also remember Sunday Money's .gif avatar

I've had a few,which one?

The girl walking down the street


OR


The girl painted like a leopard



Both were killer... Everytime I saw those, I'd get hung up for an extra second just as if it were the first time.


We need a compilation post.

+1

WTF is wrong with people in Florida? I wonder if it was the same doc who did Ms. TripleTitty?

http://empirenews.net/florida-man-successfully-receives-penis-transplant-from-horse/

Florida Man Successfully Receives Penis Transplant From Horse
Posted on August 3, 2014 by Raoul Stockton in Headlines, Health/Fitness, Science/Tech
IZTAPALPA, Mexico - Florida Man Successfully Receives Penis Transplant From Horse

A man from Melbourne, Florida has received the worlds first-ever successful horse-to-man penis transplant in Iztapalapa, Mexico using the allograft procedure, which is a procedure in which the key components of organs are grown artificially. The news broke this morning as it was published in the Mexican newspaper ‘El Grafico.’

The recipient of the transplant, which took place July 16th, Nicholas Waterbury, wished to remain anonymous at first, but was convinced by Mexican physicians that he would go down in history as the world’s first ever, animal-to-man penile transplant recipient, and that it could bring him great fame. Waterbury then gave El Grafico the approval to use his name in their exclusive front-page article.

The procedure, which took place at El Calavero Medical Center and was successfully completed in just over nine-hours, was completed by Dr. Abelino Santiago, who specializes in organ transplants. Santiago adamantly stated that this was an unprecedented, groundbreaking operation.

“The first human-to-human penis transplant was just in 2006, so this is very significant.” said Santiago.

The worlds first penis transplant that Santiago referenced, which was indeed successful, was completed in September of 2006 in Guangzhou, China by Dr. Jean-Michel Dubernard. The recipient, a 44-year-old male, had lost most of his penis in an accident. The transplanted penis came from a 22-year-old male. Although the transplant was successful, the patient had the procedure reversed due to psychological trauma. According to records, that was the only successful penis transplant ever completed until Waterbury received his new penis. His transplant from a Campolina, a breed of horse common in the Mexican wilderness, and used by ranchers throughout Central America.

Dr. Santiago explained to Waterbury that the odds of the procedure being successful and taking to Waterbury’s body was less than ten-percent. “We had our doubts, we believed that the chances that the transplant would take would be very small – but there was that small chance that we could accomplish a feat which had never been done before.” said Santiago. “We have made history, and Mr. Waterbury is recovering very nicely.” he said.



Waterbury told the press he first considered the transplant after reading about Dr. Santiago successfully completing several animal-to-animal penile transplants. Having been ridiculed all his life for having a below average sized penis, he got in touch with the doctor and asked if it was at all possible to receive a transplanted penis from a horse, and have a fully functional penis.

“He told me the chances were very slim that it would work, but I decided to try to be a part of history while possibly fulfilling complete personal satisfaction.” said Waterbury. “It has been two weeks, everything seems to work properly and when they tested it two days ago, I got my first erection. I am amazed, Dr. Santiago is a wonderful man.” added Waterbury.

Being that the issue for Waterbury was the size, reporters naturally asked about the transplanted penis’ size, “Mr. Waterbury wishes to not disclose that information, but we can tell you that he is a very satisfied man,” said Dr. Santiago.

Waterbury is sure to face a flood of news media upon his arrival back into the United States, which according to Santiago, will be about a month.

“We wish to keep Mr. Waterbury under constant observation for at least the next thirty days, in which we will perform multiple tests on the functionality of the penis. When we are satisfied and certain he will have no issues, we will recommend that he can go home, however for the time being it is absolutely necessary to monitor the healing process.” said Santiago.

Santiago added that some of the inner workings of the penis were modified using synthetic materials, allowing the procedure to be possible. “Without the allograft procedure, in which tissue is grown artificially, we would not have even tried. I contemplated even trying it at all, but after some research and meeting with my associates, we were convinced that it was indeed possible using the lab grown allograft. We are very pleased with the outcome, but we still have to keep an eye on Mr. Waterbury’s healing process, which has gone extremely well.” Santiago said.

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Todd

I wonder why the 22 year old guy had the operation reversed? What KIND of psychological trauma wood make you want to go through the whole thing again?



Losing it in the first place would be Hell...

Awww. The plot...thins.

http://gawker.com/three-boobs-are-most-likely-two-boobs-and-a-lie-1638276736

Three Boobs Are Most Likely Two Boobs and a Lie

We all had our suspicions about the three-boob lady's third boob, and now it appears that the worst is true: Jasmine Tridevil's third breast, TMZ reports, is not a true implant, but a mere prosthetic.

This Third Boob Is Probably Only Real in Our Hearts

The hot boob scoop came from a police report filed in connection with Tridevil (real name Alisha Hessler) at the Tampa International Airport. According to the report, Hessler/Tridevil's bag was stolen from a luggage conveyor and eventually recovered. Listed among the bag's contents, alongside a hairbrush, clothing, and stiletto heels: a "3 breast prosthesis."

Previously, the myth-busting site Snopes collected evidence about Hessler's apparent history as an internet hoaxster, including a story that Gawker picked up last year. The dream is over. You were too beautiful for this world, boob.

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Todd

The woman claiming to have 3 boobs is A FRAUD ... A FAKE ... and ironically what exposed her lie is a crime someone committed against her.

Jasmine Tridevil has been making the rounds, claiming she got plastic surgery to net her an additional boob.

But we got a document from the Tampa International Airport Police Dept. describing a baggage theft. According to the doc ... someone stole a bunch of luggage off an American Airlines conveyor belt, including a black nylon roller bag.

Cops caught the thieves after IDing them with surveillance video. The black bag belonged to Tridevil, but before she got it back it was inventoried by police as part of the case against the crooks.

Guess what was inside the bag? "A 3 breast prosthesis."

BTW ... she told cops the prosthesis was valued at $5K.

The boobs are perfect, but she's a little crooked.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com#ixzz3EB72U78U

Wouldn't that also make the Mexican story easier to...











Swallow?

Dood.







































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Todd