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#980825 - 10/21/17 10:57 PM Merg makes fish porn
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100 years later. Moms basement and jokes aside. I finally made a dam twitching DVD.

heavily laden with hair secrets and some very good tips and tricks on the technique itself, the water, how to tie and beyond. Great cinematography....the best i have seen in a sold dvd not on TV

https://youtu.be/JR7y6rGSxc8 the link to the preview

Can be found on Getmdry.com on the landing page to the left.


I look forward to new projects and possibly moving forward with a TV show. I just cant WAIT to hear what you guys have to say hahaha. Rework some of those hair jokes come on lets start the ripping......now


Edited by Mergantroider (10/21/17 11:02 PM)
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#980826 - 10/22/17 01:56 AM Re: Merg makes fish porn [Re: Mergantroider]
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Nice life jackets.
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#980827 - 10/22/17 06:44 AM Re: Merg makes fish porn [Re: Mergantroider]
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Nice !
Looking forward to Merg TV !

Opening Premier, "Wild Night on the Sandy" would be my recommendation.
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#980830 - 10/22/17 08:37 AM Re: Merg makes fish porn [Re: Mergantroider]
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Hahaha yeah. Sandy river show down
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#980832 - 10/22/17 09:09 AM Re: Merg makes fish porn [Re: Mergantroider]
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I watched your twitching video on youtube and thought it was very nicely done. You have a good TV voice for narration.
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#980838 - 10/22/17 10:51 AM Re: Merg makes fish porn [Re: Mergantroider]
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I was waiting to see if you guys were going to run the bottom end of that last rapid.

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#980839 - 10/22/17 10:53 AM Re: Merg makes fish porn [Re: Mergantroider]
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#980844 - 10/22/17 11:45 AM Re: Merg makes fish porn [Re: Free_Globbin]
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We did. Its the last part of the video you see me rowing like a bastardo.

I run it in a driftboat. Its not that bad just very fast and technical depending on the flows in the last bit. 3 feet right or left cocked the wrong way you flip. You have a narrow window of opportunity to row the last bit in a Driftboat. I usually row the upper part and rope the last bit. Almost sunk the boat and flipped it roping too. Its not for the faint of heart but man foshing out of a driftboat is just clutch.


Edited by Mergantroider (10/22/17 11:48 AM)
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#980845 - 10/22/17 11:46 AM Re: Merg makes fish porn [Re: Dan S.]
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Dam. Im getting old now. Compliments instead of rips. Sigh. I guess im one of the older guys on PP now. Hahaha. Thanks guys. I do appreciate the comments
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#980846 - 10/22/17 11:47 AM Re: Merg makes fish porn [Re: eyeFISH]
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Thanks francis
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#980860 - 10/22/17 07:10 PM Re: Merg makes fish porn [Re: Mergantroider]
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I rowed it this Spring in a pontoon boat. I ran both boats through the top, but I stood at the lip of the last drop for a while before deciding to drag around. I still wonder if I should've run it. Next time...

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#980861 - 10/22/17 10:11 PM Re: Merg makes fish porn [Re: Mergantroider]
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Originally Posted By: Mergantroider
Thanks francis


Looks like I killed that Ifish thread with your link.
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#980863 - 10/23/17 12:35 AM Re: Merg makes fish porn [Re: Free_Globbin]
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Be careful. Like i said....not for the faint
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#980867 - 10/23/17 08:08 AM Re: Merg makes fish porn [Re: ]
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Haha well there is a stair step, falls and agenerally gnarley bedrock river. Ive left some paint and aluminum in that rover over the years running a driftboat through it.
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#980882 - 10/23/17 07:54 PM Re: Merg makes fish porn [Re: Mergantroider]
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Originally Posted By: Mergantroider
Haha well there is a stair step, falls and agenerally gnarley bedrock river. Ive left some paint and aluminum in that rover over the years running a driftboat through it.



Didn't you post a thread asking for advice on balancing your drift boat like 3 years ago?


I watched your preview yesterday and caught a Coho on a jig today. Holy shi.t Merg, you're my hero! wink

Any hair gel recommendations?

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#980903 - 10/24/17 01:18 PM Re: Merg makes fish porn [Re: ]
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I like a really long, stiff rod with a real thick butt section...

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#980904 - 10/24/17 01:20 PM Re: Merg makes fish porn [Re: Mergantroider]
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I subscribed smile

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#980908 - 10/24/17 04:29 PM Re: Merg makes fish porn [Re: Mergantroider]
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Yup. Some good "rod" talk in there.

Like most of what you've shared of your artistic side here, that looked pretty good. Nice work!

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#980948 - 10/25/17 10:34 PM Re: Merg makes fish porn [Re: FleaFlickr02]
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No more hair gel. Had a man bun for almost 2 years now. Proceed with new hair jokes smile
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#980951 - 10/26/17 05:34 AM Re: Merg makes fish porn [Re: Mergantroider]
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Originally Posted By: Mergantroider
No more hair gel. Had a man bun for almost 2 years now. Proceed with new hair jokes smile


Need pics.
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#980954 - 10/26/17 10:08 AM Re: Merg makes fish porn [Re: Mergantroider]
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#980955 - 10/26/17 10:09 AM Re: Merg makes fish porn [Re: Mergantroider]
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#981088 - 10/30/17 05:53 PM Re: Merg makes fish porn [Re: Mergantroider]
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Originally Posted By: Mergantroider
No more hair gel. Had a man bun for almost 2 years now. Proceed with new hair jokes smile



Good for you. Merg.

Unfortunately, Ornamental hair can be pretty dam unruly. Hair gel is my only defense against bed-head.
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#981093 - 10/30/17 06:20 PM Re: Merg makes fish porn [Re: Mergantroider]
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Hmmm....
Never realized that a Man Bun was actually a form of Ornamental Hair.
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#981257 - 11/03/17 09:43 PM Re: Merg makes fish porn [Re: Mergantroider]
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Originally Posted By: Mergantroider
No more hair gel. Had a man bun for almost 2 years now. Proceed with new hair jokes smile


Man bun ? Butt implants ? Good gravy.


Edited by Sol Duc (11/03/17 09:57 PM)
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#981275 - 11/04/17 06:05 PM Re: Merg makes fish porn [Re: Sol Duc]
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I realize you are THE expert on twitching. I mean, I've only been doing it for about 15 years but now I know how to do it right. !!!!!!

One thing you might want to think about though. In your video you mention how the splash tracks how the jig is moving in the river.

NOT TRUE

The flow is not laminar. Current slows as depth increases. Your jig lags where the splash might indicate it is. Plus, it is made of lead so it is highly unlikely to accelerate to current speed.

When you speak like you are THE expert, you tend to invite criticism. I've read, with a great deal of interest, the BS you have spouted over the years. You really do need to get over yourself.

Do you really live in your mom's basement?

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#981281 - 11/04/17 08:53 PM Re: Merg makes fish porn [Re: Direct-Drive]
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Originally Posted By: Direct-Drive
Hmmm....
Never realized that a Man Bun was actually a form of Ornamental Hair.
Seeing is believing....

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#981282 - 11/05/17 06:10 AM Re: Merg makes fish porn [Re: Mergantroider]
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Merg, meet your master.
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#992942 - 08/30/18 07:42 PM Re: Merg makes fish porn [Re: kalamageo]
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Just dug this up....

Interesting.....which video do you speak of?


That is not correct. I preach that wherever your jig lands is waaayyyyy upstream of where you will be tqitching... I have UNDERWter video To prove prove this.

15 years....about the same smile only you just twitch. I took a YEAR and only twitched for every species. I broke it down.....I made other videos....Interviewed....researched....tested...over and over. It's a past time for you hahaha. Fishing is always a science project for me. Always more data to crunch. But REGALE me with your knowledge!!! Big words "laminar"
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#993069 - 09/03/18 04:33 PM Re: Merg makes fish porn [Re: Mergantroider]
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Originally Posted By: Mergantroider
Just dug this up....

Interesting.....which video do you speak of?


That is not correct. I preach that wherever your jig lands is waaayyyyy upstream of where you will be tqitching... I have UNDERWter video To prove prove this.

15 years....about the same smile only you just twitch. I took a YEAR and only twitched for every species. I broke it down.....I made other videos....Interviewed....researched....tested...over and over. It's a past time for you hahaha. Fishing is always a science project for me. Always more data to crunch. But REGALE me with your knowledge!!! Big words "laminar"


+1


Edited by Blktailhunter (09/03/18 04:33 PM)

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#993452 - 09/11/18 07:05 PM Re: Merg makes fish porn [Re: Mergantroider]
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Originally Posted By: Mergantroider
Just dug this up....

Interesting.....which video do you speak of?


That is not correct. I preach that wherever your jig lands is waaayyyyy upstream of where you will be tqitching... I have UNDERWter video To prove prove this.

15 years....about the same smile only you just twitch. I took a YEAR and only twitched for every species. I broke it down.....I made other videos....Interviewed....researched....tested...over and over. It's a past time for you hahaha. Fishing is always a science project for me. Always more data to crunch. But REGALE me with your knowledge!!! Big words "laminar"





Sorry if you think Laminar is a big word. Is every word you don't understand considered "big" ??

Another apology. I'm a pilot. Laminar has to do with flow. Think Bernoulli's principle. Is Bernoulli too big for you? LOL

You keep researching though.

Hobby, yeah. That's why I went to the University of Washington School of fisheries. Of course I decided to make money and changed majors after 3 years. Dr. Lynwood Smith was my advisor. He literally wrote the book on Fish Physiology.

Who dug up this thread anyway??????

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#993469 - 09/12/18 08:52 AM Re: Merg makes fish porn [Re: Mergantroider]
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Perfectlyfukingnuts is a big word.

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#993527 - 09/13/18 04:54 PM Re: Merg makes fish porn [Re: WDFW X 1 = 0]
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Originally Posted By: WDFW X 1 = 0
Perfectlyfukingnuts is a big word.


supercalifragilisticexpialidocious is a BIG word........

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#993539 - 09/13/18 10:51 PM Re: Merg makes fish porn [Re: kalamageo]
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Originally Posted By: kalamageo
Originally Posted By: WDFW X 1 = 0
Perfectlyfukingnuts is a big word.


supercalifragilisticexpialidocious is a BIG word........
Spelled PERFECTLY, Geo. Did you date Mary Poppins?
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#993543 - 09/14/18 07:29 AM Re: Merg makes fish porn [Re: Mergantroider]
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I'll have to count up my fish list. Long ways to go, though. I need some advice on how to catch anything on the reef in Hawaii. We will probably be on Kauai or the Big Island in December. I just want to catch something besides the bottom.

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#993568 - 09/14/18 12:09 PM Re: Merg makes fish porn [Re: kalamageo]
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Originally Posted By: kalamageo
I'm a pilot. Hobby, yeah. That's why I went to the University of Washington School of fisheries. Of course I decided to make money and changed majors after 3 years. Dr. Lynwood Smith was my advisor. He literally wrote the book on Fish Physiology.


One of the smart ones.

I stayed, got my degree, *then* bailed for a life of IT work and paychecks that could pay for my bills.

I wanted to be a pilot.

I do not recall Dr. Smith.

Don't know about big words, but I can correctly pronounce:

Oncorhynchus tshawytscha
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#993611 - 09/15/18 10:50 AM Re: Merg makes fish porn [Re: Mergantroider]
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Paker,

Dr. Smith taught (and wrote the book) the fish physiology class. (Duh, I just re-read and saw that K-geo already said that.) You're a bit younger and probably didn't have Donaldson, Salo, Brannon, or some other old farts whose names escape me at the moment.

Guess I'm one of the dumb ones. Actually got my degree and then worked in the field for 40 years. As for IT, I still haven't figured out my phone or tablet.

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#993617 - 09/15/18 11:24 AM Re: Merg makes fish porn [Re: Salmo g.]
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Originally Posted By: Salmo g.
I Actually got my degree and then worked in the field for 40 years. As for IT, I still haven't figured out my phone or tablet.


40 years is like ... 4 decades ... That is an accomplishment worthy of anyone's respect. Congrats ... Now go enjoy your well earned retirement. It's worked out well for me and many others. beer

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#993632 - 09/15/18 01:56 PM Re: Merg makes fish porn [Re: Salmo g.]
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Originally Posted By: Salmo g.
Paker,

Dr. Smith taught (and wrote the book) the fish physiology class. (Duh, I just re-read and saw that K-geo already said that.) You're a bit younger and probably didn't have Donaldson, Salo, Brannon, or some other old farts whose names escape me at the moment.

Guess I'm one of the dumb ones. Actually got my degree and then worked in the field for 40 years. As for IT, I still haven't figured out my phone or tablet.



I was there circa 1986-88/90. Dr. Smith actually got me re-interested in being a pilot. He was a private pilot and owned a plane himself. I started thinking I could be a flying biologist. Maybe head to Alaska, where they listen to the bios. Not this politically influenced mess we live with daily. After quitting UW to go learn to fly, I decided to stick with my passion. Haven't regretted it much.


I do respect your career. You've given much to the field and are to be commended. Trying to do what's best in your field is always a challenge.

I ended up with a Political science degree so I could check the degree box for the airlines. I will always regret not finishing the Fisheries degree. I still have Dr. Smiths' book and most of my other texts. Great reference material for identifying species or answering technical questions I may have.

I want to say it was Dr. Donaldson that gave the fish 101 class in 86. I could be seriously mistaken though. As I recall, Hershel and his buddies had just set up camp at the locks and my beloved Cedar river was destined for failure. My last ever KEPT native came from that river in 1986.



WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT AGAIN???????




oh yeah......twitching........


And hobbies. The RV, 60 k New Truck, 80 rods, 4 boats and closets full of gear, tell me its a sickness, not a hobby. jack

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#993649 - 09/16/18 11:07 AM Re: Merg makes fish porn [Re: Mergantroider]
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Yeah Geo... it's a sickness. Dis-ease in the worst of ways. Trust me.... I'm a doctor. And it has NO CURE.

BTW you should know you missed out on one helluva Nush trip.
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#993658 - 09/16/18 09:01 PM Re: Merg makes fish porn [Re: eyeFISH]
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Originally Posted By: eyeFISH
Yeah Geo... it's a sickness. Dis-ease in the worst of ways. Trust me.... I'm a doctor. And it has NO CURE.

BTW you should know you missed out on one helluva Nush trip.



FIGURES.............

I tried to get my vacation switched but it was too late and no takers on the trade board.

Keep me on the short list for next year. My usual camp is full and I would still like to go back.

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