for you to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

OK OK OK.....


But really... how long does it take you to get to the bottom of a fifth of Patron?

Inquiring minds need to know.

I have no idea about the tootsie pop, but I have a fifth of Patron in the cabinet that's been there for well over a year. I have a reasonable explanation. On recycling day I have more beer and wine bottles than the rest of our 36 condo units combined, but seldom do I have a liquor bottle in the totes. My fishing bottle of McCallum's Scotch is two years old and not quite finished off either. It just sort of evolved that way.

Now if somebody has the answer about tootsie pops you'll be able to sleep well tonight.

Sg

the answer is based on one factor alone.....


Is Art there?

I've seen a Patron and a Don disappear in under 3 hours with only six eyes keepin a close watch on em a few times. Still can't quite figure out what happens to em. I think it's those little green guys that take your Limes.

Oh ya, never put that stuff in the freezer because when you take it out it vanishes twice as fast.

KK lets go see Doc and get Salmo to drive us home. I'll bring back up

I've seen a bottle of crown disappear in only two passes around the campfires. Real men throw away the cap upon opening.

Still waiting for JG to chime in.... course he might be too busy trying to do the real-time "hands on" calculation while the rest of us are debating on our keyboards.

OMFG! I just looked at mine.... only 1/2 an inch to go!

Real booze ain't got no caps.... they be sealed with corks.

Depends on the day.....I mean week.

So you have tomorrow off?

Not nearly as long as a bottle of Makers!

Or Talisker.

It really depends on the reason you're drinking. If you're just trying to keep and maintain a buzz, 3 to 4 hours. If you're trying to kill the brain cells with the memories of a past life, 2 hours. If keep in the freezer, 1 1/2.

Pendleton wiskey is pretty good stuff.

Doc,
Should have called, that bottle would have already been gone by the time you posted. Must have been a rough day at the office huh? your up late and drinking. Too funny, I am partial to, Crown, Pendleton, Bulliet, Knob Creek, and anything Stoli, especially elite !!!

Peace
Fly

Directly proportional to the amount of contact one has with a former spouse, her lawyer, or the guy she worked with who was 'just a friend'...

Not tryin ta out do ya dog--but I clearly remember a 1/2 gallon of crown bein done in one pass around a bunkhouse day room, say 15-20 young men.

Try a bottle of Tangle Ridge. I loved Pendleton until we bought some Tangle. Snake River Stampede is pretty good also.

My brother and I emptied a bottle of Tangle in an hour last winter. We had it buried in a snowbank at Rufus Woods. It goes down scary fast around a snowy campfire.

No problem Bucket.

Since I don't keep up my maintenance drinking much, I have a slight hangover headache just reading thru this thread.

Last full bottle of Patron I killed took about 3 hours. There was 3-4 of us putting the hurt to the bottle.

We were also watching Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus starring Debbie Gibson, so it was truly needed.