#759494 - 05/13/12 10:02 PM
Bonefish and Belikin
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Three Time Spawner
Registered: 03/27/05
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Loc: Kona, Hawaii
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Belize. What a trippy place....... a crazy mixed bag of Creole, Mayan, Rasta, Garifuna, Mestizo, Mennonite, Amish, Hispanic and other cultures. We just returned from a two week jaunt that originated as my sister's 40th birthday gift to her husband and morphed into a giant party for all of us. My wife and I and the awesome force-of-nature known asw GNB joined the festivities after it was decided to spend a week on Ambergris Caye and a week in Placencia. My sister gave my BIL the trip as a birthday surprise at El Gaucho in Portland and then we all chimed in with gifts of an 8 wt flyrod, saltwater fly reel and other goodies. He was still in shock over the flyrod and reel when we told him we were ALL going. His [Bleeeeep!]-eating grin spoke volumes!!! My BIL is a tax accountant and with the submittal deadline over, it was time to thaw out, hook lots of fish and have some adventure down south. Thanks to ColeyG for the awesome intel............I printed out those notes you sent and they helped a lot bro! The trip started when we all met up in Houston, then boarded a flight to Belize City. Somehow cold cups of Belikin magically appeared in our hands as soon as we arrived at the airport.......... A mandatory stop for rum punch at Jet's Bar before boarding the tiny 12-seaters for Ambergris........................ Shots from the plane ride to San Pedro..........
Edited by Mingo (05/16/12 01:59 PM)
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#759504 - 05/13/12 10:15 PM
Re: Bonefish and Belikin
[Re: Mingo]
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Three Time Spawner
Registered: 03/27/05
Posts: 1552
Loc: Kona, Hawaii
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The Great Blue Hole of Belize. We'd wanted to see the blue hole ever since watching all those Jacques Cousteau programs when we were kids. This thing is 480 feet deep and an absolute trip. It is a loooooong boat ride from San Pedro to get there in rough seas, but well worth it. My BIL and GNB are both divers, so they were tanking it while my me, my wife and my sister snorkeled. Snorkeling over 480 feet of water full of sharks is pretty surreal and definitely not for the faint of heart. We saw big sharks zipping around and monster grouper that could suck you into their gaping maw in one gulp.......we saw so many different species of fish I lost count. Hogfish, parrotfish, snapper, grouper, triggers, sharks of many species, tons of awesome coral formations etc..............it was underwater Disneyland. Snorkeling is frustrating for me because I want to hook every fish I see. I have rotten vision, so for this trip I did myself a favor and bought a mask with prescription lenses installed. It is not nearly as expensive as I thought and I know where to get it done locally. If anyone is interested PM me and I'll shoot you the details. I didn't have an underwater camera but GNB had his GoPro and took some shots....... After we swam the perimeter of the blue hole, our snorkel guide yells out "HUGE SHARKS! EVERYBODY OVER HERE! BIIIGGGGG SHARKS!" and you think to yourself "isn't that kind of counterintuitive? To go TOWARD the huge sharks?" but it was amazing to see them all. GNB getting pumped to plunge to the abyss. He and BIL went to about 180 feet each......you suck a lot of oxygen at that depth! BIL emerges from the deep blue sea............. Half Moon Cay off in the distance....we snorkeled over there..... After the final snorkel stop, we had lunch on Half Moon Cay.................... We partied that night at a cool bar built on a dock (as are many places in Belize) called the Tackle Box with Captain Mick, Blinky and Ralph, our Captain and dive guides for the Blue Hole dive. I guarantee this joint isn't on Fodor's list of recommended restaurants, but it had live reggae, awesome snapper 'n chips, cold Belikin and the hottest chicken wings I've ever choked on.......................nobody was feeling any pain that night.... "Mingo, mon, it a GOOD 'ting you didn't see 'dat BEEG shark following you back to 'da boat, mon!" "Damn dude, I'm glad I didn't know that at the time!" My brother-in-law dances like a white guy....
Edited by Mingo (05/14/12 12:50 AM)
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#759507 - 05/13/12 10:18 PM
Re: Bonefish and Belikin
[Re: Mingo]
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Three Time Spawner
Registered: 03/27/05
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Loc: Kona, Hawaii
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About three hours of sleep that night, then off to see the Mayan ruins at Xunantanich. This tour required a 90 minute water taxi ride and three hours of pothole madness at 90 MPH in a crappy van with no A/C. Our driver insisted on passing EVERY vehicle on the road. We stopped counting at 14 near-head-on-collisions. BIL said he crapped his pants on the ride from Belize City. NOT for the faint of heart! . Xunantanich is located atop a ridge above the Mopan River, well within sight of the Guatemala border only half a mile to the west. After we climbed the famed pyramid known as "El Castillo" we saw some uniformed Belizean Army regulars with weapons at the base, staring off into the jungle toward Guatemala. Our guide admitted that tourists had been robbed and shot to death by Guatemalan bandits in the recent past so it was good to see some army dudes packin' serious heat!! Belizean soldiers searching for Guatemalan thugs........ Temple grounds……… The gang at the base of El Castillo Atop El Castillo. This is the 2nd highest structure in the entire country. There are no OSHA standards here........no guardrails, no elevators down.............if you don't like heights, DON'T GO! If you fall, you're python food!! A view of the ruin compound from the top of El Castillo An old hand-cranked ferry ride across the Mopan............ like a scene from an Indiana Jones movie.
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#759511 - 05/13/12 10:21 PM
Re: Bonefish and Belikin
[Re: Mingo]
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Three Time Spawner
Registered: 03/27/05
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Loc: Kona, Hawaii
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Then it was off to Placencia for more chillin', fishing and general mayhem............ The approach. Try snapping a photo of the runway over the shoulder of a pilot in the USA.....this guy just laughed...... ....................my wife naps in our hammock while Angel the Beach Dog relaxes on our porch....... The daily menu at the bar next door...... Home sweet home for the week.... Morning coffee, Belize style....... The ocean is their Day Care...... We celebrated my wife's birthday with beach time, cold cocktails and dinner at Yoli's joint. This place (and the cast of wackyy characters you will see there) is straight out of a Jimmy Buffet song, only rougher. Go there for Sunday BBQ or any time............you will feel that vibe. Yoli scrapes each plate right into the ocean "to feed 'dose little snappers!" She is a trip. Birthday breakfast Beach birthday party with rum 'n coke in the surf......
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#759517 - 05/13/12 10:32 PM
Re: Bonefish and Belikin
[Re: Mingo]
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Three Time Spawner
Registered: 03/27/05
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Loc: Kona, Hawaii
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Next up was a jungle tour up the Monkey River to see wild Howler Monkeys in their natural habitat.............it was an awesome 45 minute panga ride from Placencia through some narrow mangrove cuts. Monkey River, population 50....City Hall: Hoops anyone? Heading upriver to see monkeys and crocodiles....... Heading into the jungle.......15 seconds after I snapped this shot, we were all bitten by swarms of fire ants. The jungle was carpeted with them......little nasty bastards!! Our guide told us this bamboo grove has been in the jungle for hundreds of years and is NOT native to Belize. It had been deliberately planted by someone but had been there since before the Conquistadors arrived to F everything up for the locals. My wife and I looked at each other and said "Holy [Bleeeeep!], Gavin Menzies was right!" 1,300 species of mammals in Belize and 700 are bats.....I hate bats.....especially ones that like to suck your blood when you turn your back........ Then, after a long hike through the jungle, we found the troupe of howler monkeys.....these things are LOUD! The alpha males are jet black with snow white nutsacks........and can get very excited in the steamy jungle...... After the tour, a stop for a fresh dose of flaming dysentery at Alice's Restaurant..... This is a Gibnut, also known as the Spotted Paca.....a local delicacy.....this one is a baby, being fattened up for Sunday dinner. His name is Stew...... A final stop at Jet's Bar at the Belize City airport before boarding our flight home. Jet stands about 4 feet tall...................somehow, I think he likes it that way!! What a trip..............
Edited by Mingo (05/16/12 02:28 PM)
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#759529 - 05/13/12 11:15 PM
Re: Bonefish and Belikin
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Reverend Tarpones
Registered: 10/09/02
Posts: 8587
Loc: West Duvall
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Mingo
That title comes so naturally! I wrote an article with that title 20 years ago. Then I learned several others had used it before me. Love the bonefish. The Biliken not so much. Love the county. Did you get your fill of fresh orange juice and fruit. I wanted to try that rat kinda guy, but the restaurant I went to had their's in a cage "fattening it up". They said it wouldn't be ready till after I had to leave. I wonder if anyone ever eats one. Or if they just entertain the tourists with them. I KNOW they eat the iguanas.
Great country.
Iguanas and Biliken. Not nearly as cool sounding.
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#759539 - 05/13/12 11:50 PM
Re: Bonefish and Belikin
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Registered: 09/24/10
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Dang. Looks like the usual excellent Mingo adventure!
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#759551 - 05/14/12 01:25 AM
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Loc: Snohomish
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Looks like an awesome adventure.
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#759638 - 05/14/12 01:53 PM
Re: Bonefish and Belikin
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River Nutrients
Registered: 03/08/99
Posts: 3068
Loc: Browns Point,Wa. USA
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Mingo knows...
how to party
how to vacation
how to fish
how to document it
You should write a book on best vacations and how to have fun and I have been using your posts as examples for my girlfriend as why fishing vacations rock over a week spent on some lame cruise ship.
That was killer as always.
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