Oh, Hi, fishermans!

I'm Tommy. You might have to read my posts a few times to understand them, they are full of deep meanings.

Tommy

Read??? Most of us just look at the pictures...
Welcome...

For sure. A picture is a thousand words.

Not Big Jim. We'll see how it goes.

Really.Good luck,
SZ

Oh, Hi, fishermans!

I don't know who Big Jim is, but I assure you that I am bigger.

Tommy

you related to leadbouncer ??

Oh, Hi, fishermans!

I do not bounce. I am not related to anyone who does.

Tommy

This should be good...

Gene Simmons younger brotha?

Deep Thoughts-by Jack Handy

“When angels visit us, we do not hear the rustle of wings, nor feel the feathery touch of the breast of a dove; but we know their presence by the love they create in our hearts.”


“To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other”


“If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward.”


“If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward.”


“I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals”


“If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now”



“If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness”


“I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.”


“If you're a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you're eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you're out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, "Boy, these are good cigars!".”

You can get internet in prison?

Oh, Hi, fishermans!

I have much deeper thoughts that whoever that Handy man is.

Here are a few:

You are lying! I never hit you! You are tearing me apart, Lisa!

You think about everything, ha ha ha.

I did not hit her, it's not true! It's [censored]! I did not hit her! I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark.

Hey everybody, I have an announcement to make. We're expecting!

Everybody betrayed me! I fed up with this world!

Maybe you should have a girl, Mark.

Thank you honey, this is a beautiful party! You invited all my friends. Good thinking!

That son of a bitch told me that I would get it within 3 months. I save them bundles. They're crazy. I don't think I will ever get it. They betray me, they didn't keep their promise, they trick me and I don't care anymore.

See what I mean about my posts being full of deep meanings? Don't feel bad if you do not completely understand them at first, they are rich and complex meanings, like me.

Read them very slowly, again and again. The deep meanings will reveal themselves to you, if you are smart. Like me.

Tommy

Wow a playmate for KK

Oh, Hi, fishermans!

I like playmates. Is KK a hottie?

Tommy

I like playmates. Is KK a hottie?

Damn Right!

With Bob on the road ya don't think BS has snuck back into the henhouse do you?

fp

I'm now dumber for reading that . What a waste.

hi johnny!

how's lisa?


Best (worst) board character ever hahah