This is hilarious and since I haven't given something really funny in a while, I knew y'all would enjoy this. I don't know if the lead singer is better, or if it's the chorus...lol


Daylight Comes........

King of the river? King of the phlegmball right now, more like it.

This raises some moral questions here! This is one of them >>>

This is a "what if" situation, but I think if you answer it honestly to yourself, you will find out more about your true inner being.

The situation:
You are in the Middle East, and there is a huge flood in progress. Many homes have been lost, water supplies compromised and structures destroyed. You are a photographer getting still photos for the CNN news service and are traveling alone, looking for particularly poignant scenes. You come across Osama Bin Laden who has been swept away by the floodwaters. He is barely hanging on to a tree limb and is about to go under. You can either put down your camera and save him, or take a Pulitzer
Prize winning photograph of him as he loses his grip on the limb. So, here's the question, and think carefully before you answer:
Which lens would you use?

Funny stuff. Here's a couple more. Be sure your audio is on for the first one. http://members.sigecom.net/theclan/Taliban.html
http://www.funtown.com/24opic/24opic.cfm

New Charlie Daniels song
"This Ain't No Rag It's A Flag"
This ain't no rag it's a flag
And we don't wear it on our heads
It's a symbol of the land where the good guys live
Are you listening to what I said
You're a coward and a fool
And you broke all of the rules
And you wounded our American pride
And now we're coming with a gun
And we know you're gonna run
But you can't find no place to hide
We're gonna hunt you down like a mad dog hound
Make you pay for the live you stole
We're all through talking and a messing around
And now it's time to rock and roll
These colors don't run and we're speaking as one
When we say united we stand
When you mess with one, you mess with us all
Every boy, girl, woman and man
You've been acting mighty rash
And talking that trash
Let me give you some advice
You can crawl back in your hole
Like a dirty little mole
But now you're gonna pay the price
You might of shot us in the back
Now you have to face the fact
That the big boys' in the game
And the lighening's been flashing
And the thunder's been crashing
And now it's getting ready to rain
Chorus:
This is the United States of America
The land of the brave and the free
We believe in God and we believe in justice
We believe in liberty
You've been pulling our chain
We should've done something 'bout you a long time ago
But now the flag's flying high and the fur's gonna fly
And soon the whole world's gonna know
This ain't no rag, it's a flag
Old Glory red, white and blue
The stars and the stripes when it comes to a fight
We can do what we have to do
Our people stand proud
The American crowd is faithful, loyal and tough
We're good as the best and better than the rest
And you're gonna find out soon enough
When you look up in the sky
And you see the eagle fly
You better know he's a heading your way
Cause this ain't no rag it's a flag
And it stands for the USA
USA
USA
USA
Repeat Chorus

Four terrorists have been identified on the PP bulletin board. Three have been arrested and detained. Their real names are:

bin Eatin
bin Loafin
bin nappin

The one they haven't found yet is bin workin.

RT 1 the lens with the cross hairs

Ok this sucks ....laughed so d@mm hard I think I've revisited an old torn rib cartilage injury...good thing I'm a trained fireman! Get to treat the injury myself. Hmmm the 12 year old single malt stuff seems appropiate.

Gooose

Hey Yall
Everytime I see your moniker it makes me smile.

The auto insurance industry did a survey to see what the last words spoken before a major accident. 49 of the states the last sentence was "OH SH@T!!!!"

In Bama it was " Here hold my beer and watch this!!!"

Hey Sinker'swim, I hate to differ with you, but that statement of "Hold my beer and watch this!" was in Texas, where until a few months ago, open containers were still legal. Damn I hate this politically correct stuff. What happened to reeeeeality. I'm sure Jerry Garcia has an opinion on this, smoke or no smoke (nothin' personal, just the dead head implication )

Reply to which lens: the underwater still life one.