Figured I'd start a thread for nominees and those, like the drunk who took his car to WSP for inspection, who are potential future nominees.

It will be hilarious to pretend to blow my brains out with this "unloaded" gun....

http://www.kirotv.com/news/19057356/detail.html

I don't think this is funny at all!

No it's not funny. It was shear stupidity. Also a good reason to not have guns laying around while everyone is drinking. A definite darwin nominee though.

DWI on Motorized bar stool

http://www.komonews.com/news/offbeat/42193142.html

Hmm, this sounds much better than the rocks I've been using

Whether stupid or not, Death is not something to post and rant about. IMHO!

Now that deserves the Darwin award.......

"The Darwin Awards commemorate individuals who protect our gene pool by making the ultimate sacrifice of their own lives: by eliminating themselves in an extraordinarily idiotic manner, thereby improving our species' chance of long-term survival. In other words, they are cautionary tales about people who kill themselves in really stupid ways, and in doing so, significantly improve the gene pool by eliminating themselves from the human race. "

Stupid thread.

I'd rather read your usual C&P rant about conservatives.

Bet this guy is drunk too.

+1

"I'd rather read your usual C&P rant about conservatives."

Yeah but when it's to the point that 90% of the population realizes that the GOP's conservativism is purely a myth then what's the point of picking on the remaining 10% future darwin award nominees?

You sound confused. I mention conservatives, and you go off about how the GOP is not conservative.

I nominate you, stlfck.

You may have conservative values but if you vote for the GOP you aren't a conservative. Sorry to pop your cherry.

did you just rape BERG!?!?!?!?!?!?!

You're good - dude is wearing the wrong hat. I wonder if it stayed on very long?

Repeatedly voting for a party claiming it's because you have "conservative values" knowing full well that no admin from that party in your lifetime has ever adhered to those values is stupid Aunty. What do they say about repeating the same mistake expecting a different outcome?

i think they call that liberalism....

It does look like Stam,Don't do it buddy,don't do it.Good luck,
STRIKE ZONE

Which party is the most liberal--- Dems or Repubs???

Who plays Russian Roulette with an *automatic* pistol???

The article mentions the world "slide" in connection with that handgun. I don't know of any revolvers that have have a "slide".

Yeah, she was a true Darwin Candidate.

Go Darwin, go! One down, many millions more to go.

BCB,

It's not funny that people kill themselves. The Darwin Awards could be labeled as a form of "gallows humor." It's not the death that is funny. It's the incredibly stupid acts by which they kill themselves that's funny, and hence, the Darwin Awards.

Biology and ecology have no sense of humor or tragedy. If people who do stupid things remove themselves from the gene pool, the human species increases its fitness for survival over the long term. From a strictly biological perspective, that is a very good thing.

Sg