Doubt ur turkey is as juicy as mine, or your co*ks are as big but Happy Tday to you fools! Just chillin in Mexico this offseason waiting for spring training to start and working the Biatches.

Knew my fans would show up once a famous F*k like me made an appearance. Millions of chicks and some lucky dudes looking for my leftovers in the KFP fan club but Stevie can probably get ya in Stam.

Anyone know if a diamond hook sharpener would work on a Rooster beak? Back in the cockfighting game with Big Red II n gonna b&^tfu*k me some Mexican feather f*ks tonight.

Damn I miss Seattle, back when I pitched there I had the spoonman from the Soundgarden videos hanging at my cookouts along with some giant [censored] ho's.

You are Fu&^cn OUT and so is Kenny!

Thought I heard about some dude fisihng the skok with a sweet mullett and some hooker going ape [censored] on the bank. Had to bunce quick cuz some dude didn't like Kenney taking coc bumps off his fishing plyers. Welcome Kenny and enjoy the NW crop.