Fukking their way to virginity?

I read this concept sometime ago.

It seems almost doable.

A friend of mine's favorite quote: "I'd be gay if it wasn't for the sex....."

"Fighting for piece is like fvcking for virginity." The author is unknown.

No.

OK, here's a question along these lines: would men marry women if it weren't for sex?

So there is a correlation between marriage and sex?

Take the sex out of the equation and there is no marriage...........Lots of dong beating..............and hangin out with your buddies, hunting, fishing. Not to be confused with dong beating with your buddies though.................No broke back [Bleeeeep!] here. Lol. Good luck,

SZ

Marriage? WTF is that? I'm married to my FREEDOM!
U Suckers.

<= Not married, never has been married, and has not suffered from any lack of sex since I was 16.

Marriage only equals sex if you can't find anyone to fukk you, then finally do find one and figure you better lock her down before she bails and you're back to sexing yourself and dong beating with Strike Zone.

Fish on...

Todd

Per the urban dicktionary.

beat the hog
Slang: The act of male masturbation.
Norling promptly whipped out his dong and beat the hog in front of his friends.

Yeah, me too...

Freedom to eat a home cooked meal without going to mom's or doing the cooking and dishes...

Freedom to wear clean clothes without doing laundry...

Freedom to receive a blow job and not wonder if Crystal is really a Chistopher and the freedom to know that it will only cost me a nice dinner out...

Freedom from the back pain caused by too much money stuffed into the wallet...

Fair enough.

I will get around to marrying the one in my avatar sometime...sometime soon, if it were up to her ...but lack of marriage has not hurt my sex life, pocketbook, fishing time, ability to have clean clothes or eat good meals

I would have to say that the life I live is not a bad one...as a matter of fact, I hit 45 this year and it's still getting better all the time

Fish on...

Todd

Word!!

At 47 I can say that I have everything that I would ever want, including a wife that I still refer to as my girlfriend...

fuk having the old ball and chain. I'm too young for that sh!t.

Why would anyone get married other than for religous reasons? There are no real financial or legal advantages that cannot be offset ?

You can justify not getting married however you like... but it could be the fact that you are a bitter cop hating criminal that no woman would want....

Is that a quote from your first wife Ponytail boy?

They say you cant buy happiness... I know for a fact that you can buy out misery

It took me three wives before I found one who dove for my DB anchor (32 lbs) naked at 7am holding on to the bow rope in 8 or 10 feet of water. It took her a few times diving to get it over to the shore. She said she didn't want to hear me bitch the rest of the day. Oh, it helps she has false teeth! That is always a plus on the river! First two wives wouldn't even get in the boat. We have been together for 26 years.

I got married because I wanted to be the first in my family to marry within the family.