http://www.yourtango.com/2013193891/sex-stories-121-booty-call-almost-scarred-me-life

I was 22 or something, just out of college. I had a crappy job and was living in a pit hole on the Lower East Side with a Wall Street roommate who was never there. Getting high a lot and eating mostly Ramen noodles: the usual. The one bright spot for me was girls, because my lifestyle did let me focus a lot of effort on picking them up. I was having enough success that I didn't have to think about getting serious with any of them, if you know what I mean. Living the dream.

So one night I hooked up with this girl from China named Tanya. She had a very sweet face and big boobs she seemed to be making an effort to project with the outfits she wore. As if literally she judged every shirt or dress on its ability to assault you with her cleavage. She was a little shallow, and we weren't all that into each other. It was just kind of a casual relationship, an excuse to have good sex on a regular basis, with a couple of dull dates here and there to make it all feel legit. A relationship of convenience......

"Did I mention I was incredibly high?"

5 goddamn star rating post right here, folks!

Not too sure it get's any better than that.

On fishchan there is an animated gif of two naked chicks pissing on a live octopus. This doesn't even come close. 2 star.

Best line in the story right there....

JD