You know...

I have a lot of really great content. Content that I'd like to possibly share and chat about and maybe make some all-in-good-fun jokes about.

You know...like normal people do.

I had a great Duane Allman post already tee'd up with killer video licks and all that and I scrapped it.

That's was 10 minutes of my life I'll never get back.

Why did I do that?

Because you people are insufferable twats of the highest order.

You all pretty much suck at life and I'm pretty damned great at it. The disparity is much too much for me to overcome.

In conclusion, you are a twat, you suck, I'm great and Duane Allman was the greatest guitarist that never was.