Thanks to Chuck n Duck for passing this one my way!!

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the
girl again catches up. Again she jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.

At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says...

"Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Utah and I'm driving the SAND TRUCK!"

I like the one (posted here awhile back) about the blonde who sees two other blondes rowing a boat out in the middle of a wheat field. She stops and yells: "Hey, what are you doing out there??? Don't you know there aren't any fish out there? It is dumb blodes like you that give us all a bad name and if I could swim I would swim out there and kick your butt!!!""

Hey!

I resemble that remark

Nice hooknose! BTW whats that thing behind you??

is that thing behind you a float with a jig below, or a UFO?

You've heard of the loch ness monster, right?

Well, thats proof of the Hood canal monster...

Thats were he took a dump!

This kind of thing isn't to far fetched. I drive a sand truck in the winter months and i've seen some strange things happen this time of year.

I also would like to know what the @*ll that is?
Wonder if there was missing time?

I was brunette till I was abducted... Been in therapy ever since...

no fear... Blondes will get revenge:

Genie and a Blonde
There's this blonde, redhead, and brunette who have been trapped on an island for many years. One day they come across this old lamp and one of them decides to rub it. Poof! Out pops a genie who will grant them three wishes. They figure since there's three of them they'll each get one wish.
So, the brunette went first and said " I miss my family, I want to go home"
"Done", said the genie.
The redhead goes next and says " I'm hot, tired, and bored, I want to go home"
"Done", said the genie.
Now it's the blonde's turn. She says " I wish my friends were back here"

Just curious P H, do you have any idea as to what the object is in the photo? Did the camera malfunction? Without giving away zipper info, where was picture taken? Just want to get to the bottom of this mystery asap. What ever it is, its turning out some nice chrome. Maybe it's the chrome dome we hear so much much about.

John Lee Hookem,

Check your Email listed under your profile.

Thanks P H, that explained it all. That is wierd, I think I remember seeing it in Two Towers. lol