Here's some more cut-n-paste so Elvis has some fodder for enlightening us with his vast intellectual knowledge.

Top 11 known arrests/crimes by the family who would restore honor and dignity to the White House

11. Dick Cheney's first DWI.

10. George W. Bush's DWI.

9. Barbara Bush, minor in possesson of alcohol.

8. Jenna Bush, minor in possession of alcohol (3 times).

7. Dick Cheney's second DWI.

6. Laura Bush's vehicular homicide, record expunged.

5. George W. Bush's arrest for larceny (stealing a Christmas tree, really!).

4. Jeb's 24 year old daughter Noelle arrested for fraud at 1:15 am Walgreen's drive-thru in attempt to obtain prescription drugs.

3. Jeb's son George arrested for breaking into girlfriend's home and malicious destruction of property.

2. Jeb's other son John (Jebby) arrested for violating Florida sodomy law in a mall parking lot during days after 2000 election.

1. Jeb's wife for smuggling undeclared purchases into the United States (fined thousands).

Bonus:

1. Dick Cheney's third DWI.

2. Whatever earned George W. Bush a one year sentence of community service in Houston.

3. Neil Bush fined for his "ethical disability" in Silverado savings and loan investigation. Cost to tax payers: 1 billion dollars (still paying interest), Cost to Bush: $0. The $50,000 fine was paid by a banking deregulation lobby.


That's not even counting Bush, Sr, and his DWI while riding with is mistress. Man, and you think Ted's got a problem.

As Kerry crashes and burns the loyalists rally in desperation....sheeesh...

goharley,

I thought these 'talking points' I found online would make great discussion topics for all the 'enlightened' people whenever they get together to help make '#1 rated most liberal member of the senate' our next president.
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DISCUSSION TOPICS
When the conversation slows down, keep the questions coming. They create an engaging atmosphere and make you appear perspicacious. Here are some examples...

• Who are you voting for?
• Why are you voting for Kerry?
• Why aren't you voting for Bush?
• What do you think of Bush?
• Have you ever heard him try to form a sentence with more than a single thought in it?
• Isn' t he a joke?
• I mean, you've seen Fahrenheit 9/11, haven't you?
• You haven't?
• Well, you have just got to see it. It will open your eyes. Did you know that we let bin Laden and his relatives fly out of the country while we were still under attack from who knows who? And the whole time we were being bombed by those terrorists, did you know that Bush did nothing except take money from Halliburton?
• He's really embarrassing, isn't he?
• Why in the world would anyone with half a mind even think of voting for him?
• I mean, like, those people are so dense...aren't they?
• Sometimes I wish they would all just leave the country and go back to Mississippi...don't you?
• Geesh. I mean, I'm right, aren't I?
• Can I get to a nice piece of Danish (Kugel)?

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Harley,

That sounds like the the Avg. democrats family. Maybe they should switch parties?

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