A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door........ The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "It is three
o'clock in the morning." He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No. I did not. It is three o'clock in the morning and it is pouring rain outside!!."

His wife said, "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you
should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he is told (of course!), gets dressed and goes out into the pouring rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello! Are you still there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes! Please!" comes the reply from the darkness.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing!!" replies the drunk.

Sol was the one on the swing!

Ok, you plug-pullin' spud farmer....I may get drunk, but in the morning I'll wake up sober and you'll still be living in Idaho. :p

Have a pull on this, my desert dwelling friend.

talk about making the girlies scream

supcoop,

Thats a hilarious avatar!!!!

Man I know there's an agave shortage affecting tequila prices but that's one friggin' cactus I'm NOT takin' a pull off of!

that's what happens when Johnny Wadd and a hen saguaro mate and have a love child........

I think the look on the hippie's face is due to the needles in his walnut sack.....

If thats a hippie, wheres his hair ????

Sol, ya got me there.. I am a Spud pickin plug puller living here in the shadow of the temple on salt lake city time !!!!

It's always good to hear from Mingo.