Ever try putting together a kids toy till 3AM on Christmas Eve??? Well, feel free to "copy and paste" this into the letter to the manufacturer!

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Dear Mr. "Some Assembly Required",

You Sir are a "Dead Man walking".

When I find you, and I will, you will regret the day you came up with the idea of cutting your labor cost by having me, the customer, assemble your toys.

Yes, it's Christmas eve, and of course I love those kids, even if I've spent 3 of the most ****ing frustrating hours of my life, with;
180 3.5x22 ka screws,
120 4x45mm PWA screws,
40 6x30mm allen key bolts and
39 - NOT - 40 washers you ****head!

When I find you, "in the Face or in the Gut" will not be options.

What rocket scientist came up with using 3.5x22 ka screws anyway?

What's the matter couldn't you find anything smaller? I'm sure he thinks that was just hysterical? Do you realize how small they are? Do you???!!!

Well he can run but he can't hide.

And another thing, is the guy that "Pre-Drills" those pilot holes Drunk every day or just when he worked on the unit I bought??? Don't you guys own a ruler???

He's on my list TOO.

CUSTOMER SUPPORT HOTLINE my arse, is there even a phone on the other end? I hate you and the horse you rode in on, and if I ever see that horse he's going to the glue factory.

Who did you get to write those instructions? Albert Einstien?? Why are there 19 pages to put together a ***** ****ing TOY!!! AND WHERE THE **** IS PAGE 5!!!

I HATE YOU!

Suck Flaming Death & Die,

A Customer

Boy, I'm gonna stay on your good side....C/22

ISO, I think you are going to have to wait a while, I'm sure there are lots of people ahead of you in line to get to these A-Holes.

Thats funny... But I totally agree.I recently bought a new bedroom set the assembly instructions sucked and some of the hardware was missing.

..been there, done that....now I get to listen to my son-in-law mutter things under his breath...

I enjoy the some assembly required it always keeps me up on my mechanical skills. That is one of the best parts of christmas.

If you missing any parts, super glue and wood clamps work wonders! It does suck if its something they have to open. My daughter still cant open her little tykes fridge, but oh well..I got it together and she has it!

Merry Christmas all
Joe

And that is exactly why you have to get into the "Holiday Spirits"

Just spent 4.5 hrs. assembling a new DVD/VHS cabinet..made by Sauder.

Actually, the directions they give are cracker-jack...providing you follow them to the LETTER. Fortunately, I've assembled other stuff from the same manufacturer and knew enough to go step-by-step..

Had parts left over, but used every piece and every nail/screw/pin right where it was suposed to go.

So, remember to READ THE DIRECTIONS. You get a more harmonious outcome that way!

Mike

Boy Santa isnt gonna like that letter.. Dont think you will have much of a problem knockin one of his elves out

Just wait, in the near future you will be assembling your car after you buy it