So president Bush is over in england meeting with the queen trying his best to impress her (not doing a very good job of it either).

He asks her "so tell me, how do you manage to stay in power so well?"

"Well, I surround myself with intelligent people" she says, "here, let me show you"
With this she calls up Tony Blair and puts him on speaker phone. "Tony", she asks,"if your parents had a kid and it wasn't your brother and it wasn't your sister, who would it be?
Without thinking Tony says " if it isn't my brother and isn't my sister it would have to be me." "Thank you Tony" says the queen quite proud.

"Wow" says George, "let me try that". So he calls up Dick Cheney and asks the same question. "I don't know" replies Cheney and no sooner does he say this the president angrily hangs up on him.

This has Cheney real nervous, he knows George is visiting the queen at a important meeting, so he calls up Colon Powell for advice.

"So the presidents meeting with the queen and he calls me up with a freaky question and I didn't know what to do" exclaims Cheney. "well, what was the question?" asks Colon. "if your parents had a kid and it's not your brother and it's not your sister who is it?" says Dick. Powell thinks a moment then answers: "if it's not my brother or my sister, it has to be me". "Ohhhh, thanks man" says an enlightened Cheney.

Cheney then calls the president back,"yeah George, you kinda caught me by surprise, but I got the answer to your question, its Colon Powell". Fuming, a very humiliated George Bush yells "no you idiot, it's Tony Blair!".