Ever try putting together a kids toy till 3AM on Christmas Eve??? Well, feel free to "copy and paste" this into the letter to the manufacturer!

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Dear Mr. "Some Assembly Required",

You Sir are a "Dead Man walking".

When I find you, and I will, you will regret the day you came up with the idea of cutting your labor cost by having me, the customer, assemble your toys.

Yes, it's Christmas eve, and of course I love those kids, even if I've spent 3 of the most ****ing frustrating hours of my life, with;
180 3.5x22 ka screws,
120 4x45mm PWA screws,
40 6x30mm allen key bolts and
39 - NOT - 40 washers you ****head!

When I find you, "in the Face or in the Gut" will not be options.

What rocket scientist came up with using 3.5x22 ka screws anyway?

What's the matter couldn't you find anything smaller? I'm sure he thinks that was just hysterical? Do you realize how small they are? Do you???!!!

Well he can run but he can't hide.

And another thing, is the guy that "Pre-Drills" those pilot holes Drunk every day or just when he worked on the unit I bought??? Don't you guys own a ruler???

He's on my list TOO.

CUSTOMER SUPPORT HOTLINE my arse, is there even a phone on the other end? I hate you and the horse you rode in on, and if I ever see that horse he's going to the glue factory.

Who did you get to write those instructions? Albert Einstien?? Why are there 19 pages to put together a ***** ****ing TOY!!! AND WHERE THE **** IS PAGE 5!!!

I HATE YOU!

Suck Flaming Death & Die,

A Customer