Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided
to try bear hunting.
He travels to Alaska, spots a small brown bear
and shoots it. Right
afterwards, there is a tap on his shoulder and he
turns around to see a
big black bear. The black bear says: "That was a
very bad mistake. That
was my cousin and I'm going to give you two
choices. Either I maul you
to death or we have sex." After considering
briefly, Frank decides to
accept the latter alternative. So the black bear
has his way with Frank.
Even though he feels sore for two weeks, Frank
soon recovers and vows
revenge. He heads back to Alaska where he finds
the black bear and
shoots it dead.
Right afterwards, there is another tap on his
shoulder. This time its a
huge grizzly bear. The grizzly says: "That was a
big mistake, Frank.
That was my cousin and you've got two choices.
Either I maul you to
death or we have rough sex." Again, Frank thinks
it is better to
cooperate with the grizzly bear than be mauled to
death. So the grizzly
has his way with Frank.
Although he survives, it takes several months
before Frank fully
recovers. Now Frank is completely outraged, so he
heads back to Alaska
and manages to track down the grizzly bear and
shoots it.
He feels sweet revenge, but then moments later,
there is a tap on his
shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar
bear. The polar bear
looks at him and says: "Admit it Frank, you
don't come here for the
hunting, do you?"
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