They're filthy rich in oil. Filthy, filthy rich. Which is why Maduro has to go. There's too much potential wealth in the country for it's people to be eating zoo animals to survive. Which is kinda how they got to where they are in the first place, but I digress.

Bonus freedoms given to their smokin' hot chicks. We outta free that booty at the same time. I mean, it's hard to bribe an American chick with just a ham sammich. So I gotta look for the real desperate and starving ones. Easy marks. After the fact, I can quickly explain away "I have bread" as something that must have got lost in translation. I have it all figured out. This plan will work perfectly.