Originally Posted By: elparquito
Originally Posted By: Sky-Guy
Hey Paker, dont you have some printers to go fix today???]

Why? Did yours break again? Turn the power switch to ON.

That'll be $60, please. I accept PayPal.

[quote=NickD90]Paker listen to me.

$250 / hour is Detroit hooker prices. Don't be a $250 hour Detroit Hooker Paker.


Good point. No one likes Detroit. I've got to be worth at least as much as a top rate Man Whore or what Stam charges when people smash up their vehicles.

I'm now up to $800/hr, billed in 30-minute increments.

Sky-Guy, your new bill is $400. I'll trade ya for an open seat this summer in the FV Sky-Guy.

Originally Posted By: WDFW X 1 = 0
Next best option?


I recommend some RedNeck Fiber. String a garden hose from Point A to Point B and shine a flashlight through the hose. If you can see light, the data is flowin' nice and fast!

That's some prime pro bono 206 IT service for ya, buddy. You're welcome.

Originally Posted By: stam
I too was internet challenged,


Was?????

What's changed?


I was referring to the uw-wide printer outage that day. Guess you didn't tie it all together. Ill take a rain check on help and give it to Nick. He needs all he can get these days.
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