Don't ruin a good thing boys. No one believes you Nick. Or cares.

As for stories,I have one,salmon fishing late 90s on the Trinity river. This raft comes down with a dude and 2 chicks,one was his girlfriend and come to find out her mother from one of the locals who was fishing,both wearing skimpy bikini bottoms and topless as jaybirds.

Daughter was hot,mom was SMOKIN with some big ass tatas. We are all quiet and gawking lol,as the pull the raft over on the gravel bar across and just above the hole we are fishing. The boyfriend has an attitude because we are staring at the nuggets these hotties are exhibiting to us crusty bank maggots.

One of the guys had his 12 year old nephew with him and said "You're too young to be looking at that" to which the kid replied "bull fvcking sh!t!!" hahah had me dying laughing.