Why have wings? There's already plenty of cocktail wieners in that room.

SB commercials used to be fun. Now it's all about who's the most woke and can lecture us the most because we are bad people, but we would be good people if we bought their chitty product. Who knew that Pepsi, Gillette and Subaru could solve world peace, racism and equality?

Just give me a free range halftime nipple, and I'm good.