This takes the cake and that's really saying something. Why on earth would you post something like this here? Are you just fully retarded? That is a rhetorical question,

Using Bob's board as a public fence for stolen property valued in excess of $750 dollars. Class B Felony Theft. Up to 10 years and $20K fine. Possibly could even be a Class A depending on sports memorabilia expert evaluation.

Let's start a list:
#1. Anti-American
#2. Kicked off the force
#3. Class B Felon
#4. TP Price Gouger
#5. Science Denier
#6. Bigfoot believer
#7. Market Investing Podcast Guru
#8. Bunker interior decorator
#9. Purveyor of precious metals
#10. Chit house rat

Did I miss any?