I'll say this about farts. My farts, rarely, if ever, actually even smell and this upsets me. I know people have said this before, but it's really true with me. Many past GF's and buddies will attest to this fact. I will literally blow major, major ass and nothing. Windows don't even need to be rolled down and that's just no fun. Just pure clean air. BUT...here's the weird part. Since I don't generally stink, when I do stink very badly out of the blue, that means I'm getting sick. If my butt makes a certain sulfur smell, 100% guaranteed I'm coming down with the flu in 48 hours or less. It's kinda uncanny really. I didn't notice this until my ex-finance noticed this and brought it to my attention. Chicks notice weird things. That's all I got.