I see the issue here. Illahee likes to rank sizes of douchebags. Never rank sizes of douchebags, as that only indicates the size of the corresponding cvnt on the receiving end. A douchebag is a douchebag is a douchebag and both parties are chock full of em'. Reps = Massengill. Dems = Summer's Eve. I fail to see much of a difference and laugh at those special drippy cvnts which demand brand loyalty. Cheering for just Team Massengill or just Team Summer's Eve leaves everyone stinky and feeling not so fresh. Since America is one gigantic collective sandy vag these days, it's gonna take the extra strength freshening power of both Team Massengill and Team Summer's Eve working together to remove the stench and pesky sand.