Atta boy! We can always depend on you Stoney.

Dwat - don't sell yourself short. Ain't no shame in playing against SE Popcorn State in the San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl. Players get free checking for life and you can't beat that!

Unfortunately, Evo couldn't academically qualify this year, so he had to go Juco. There's also rumors of taking too many illegal benefits and paying players under the table for work not performed. But no worries though, he'll be back and running his patented Bingo Wing-T Formation in no time. So don't count out those Fightin' Mumus just yet! His cross town rivals, the Puyallup State Mail Thieves are gonna get tomahawk chopped right in their neck tats. I know the Steak-is-for-Taxpayers Beef Bowl is watching intently to see how the season unfolds.