You think water is wet, but it's actually dry.

You think a Bentley is expensive, but they're actually cheap.

You think habanero peppers are hot, but they're actually mild.

You think beer is delicious, but it's actually gross.

You think Stephen Hawking was smart, but he was actually dumb.


Did I miss any, RICH?
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames