My first 60 days

-Over 50 executive orders
-Thousands of jobs gone
-14,000 minors in custody at the southern border
-Met my goal of 100 million shots in arms
-Have managed to only use half, folks, half of the vaccine Trump had ordered in December
- child tax credits for people who can’t afford their own kids
- stimulus checks to everyone who can’t provide for themselves
- I don’t always fly the flag at half staff, but I do for Asian goo slingers

[Bleeeeep!] where am I , I seem to be getting off track
Staff? Where is my staff? They usually have a card printed out for me!