I hate to sound like a freak, but I'll take a giant 30 pound steelhead over Shania any day. Why?

1. The pleasure would last much longer

2. You could show pictures of your conquest to your children

3. You could put the picture on your desk at work, make guys eyes roll in their heads, and still keep your job.

4. Your hands would still smell like fish

5. And without a picture of either, your buddies will still think your a liar

6. You have a lot better chance of hooking that fish a second time, than wainting by the phone for her to call you back.