Ah, what the hell....I've got 2:

1) Calling hatchery fish "brats". The fact is, they're still a steelhead and have saved me from some otherwise fishless days in otherwise fishless waters. I'm reminded of Bob Arnold's article/chapter "Let's hear it for the hatchery fish!" It sums it up nicely.

2) On those bass (sorry, didn't mean to cuss!) shows, It sounds like they crammed the microphone down the hosts larynx so you can hear every grunt, breath, sniff when they hook and yard in yet another 2-3lb. bass on 30lb. line, all the while yelling "son!" Reminds me of what southern inbreeding must produce.