Parker and I have our own fishing language in which some of it is of our own creation while the rest is borrowed from respected guides and other good fisherman.

"The Hurt" - Pluggin'

"Worm" - Eggs(thanks Robbo )

"Bugs" - Sandshrimp

"Saukin' it to 'em" - Using my fist instead of the wood fish bonker (hatchery fish only...don't panic, guys)

"Flat-Buried" - When the plug rod goes down and stays down

"Tampons" - white dink floats

"Spawners" - Any fish that Parker catches

"Hoity Toities" - Nicely dressed flyfisherman with no clue

"Neophytes" - Fisherman that are so clueless they don't even deserve cracker status

"Pucker Factor" - Degree of difficulty given when navigating rapids