Hey now, as God as my witness, I've never shot a road sign!

Honestly, I don't think we ever hit a carp. I just said we shot "at" the carp. It's not like we're talking about The Redneck and the Dukes of Hazard here with some fancy compound bow and shooting sticks of dynomite at the carp! More like some old $5 re-curve bow and some wooden arrows.

Ah, youth. Ah, The Dukes of Harard. Did you realize that the reason they were using compound bows and sticks of Dyn-O-Mite was because they were on parole for firearms violations! Too damn funny!

Parker