I guess I'll give this contest a hook...
All "Egg"s can be replaced by "Fish"
Don't forget to mix and match what you want.

"Hardcore Egg Cure" - Made for the hardcore fisherman.

"Knockin' 'Em Dead Egg Cure" - It catches fish.

"The Catch"itis" Cure" - "CURES" all problems.

"Dupon Spinning Egg Cure" - Does more than just catch fish.

"More Fish Egg Cure" - What does the label say?

"Fish Plus Egg Cure" - Enhance your fish catch ratio.

"Northwest's Premier" - Developed and tested in the Northwest.

"'Nuff Said Egg Cure" - Self explanitory.

"Super Cure" - Cures more than just a cold.

"Age Old Egg Cure" - Our buisness has been around since 2001.

I will post some more later. Maybe.
Matt