Plagiarize the drug companies; they make lots of money!!!

ViEggRa... "Turns fish on", or "It's hard to beat".

EggsLax... "For those days when you're feeling fishless".

Preparation E... "One bad-a$$ cure".

EggCure for Men... "And the women who want to fish like them".

KJ Yelly... "The pro's choice".

Trojan-Eggz... "Increase your fishing pleasure".

ProSac... "Thousands of happy fishermen can't be wrong".

I'm out of ideas, I've gone through my medicine cabinet