So he can pay off that cute, little intern that he's made his personal porn star since she was 17 or so.

He has his house payment in Malibu to make.

He has to buy back illicit photos of himself and the Pakistan Swim Team skinning dipping in the White House fountain.

He has to pay off his ex-wife and his mistress.

He's saving up for the new Nintendo Cube game system.

So he can buy more land in New York, and then rent it out or sell it to rich developers.

To pay off this tab down at the bar.

So little cowgirl Juanita May Sasser can get a pair of store-bought boobies.

The list is endless as to why he charges so much

I'm willing to bet that the IRS does not know about this particular income. Might want to send the ol' Senator an email asking him about it. Who knows, you just might get free fishing for life