Deer FishinWider,

My deepist regrets fer yer missn hubby. Ahm shore he will shew up when he gits a little short on cash. I thinks it shuld be sometime this week kaus I sees him scroungin round pickin up korkies n yarn frum off'n the beech last nite somewhers rounbout ten o'clock.

Anyways he shore was in bad shape! Thet green shirt, well less jest say it aint green no more! As fer his hat, well he ate thet dang thing last week! Yess mam' he duz have one heck of a beard goin to. An most of the flies n skeeters ar leavin him purty much to his self kauz he stinks so much. WHEW! Fact is I has to fish upwind frum him kauz he stinks sew much. Thet hook set an the wild FISHON! screech he hollers out well he's jest got me plain skeard! I axed if he wuz goin home soon n he keeps mumblin sumthin bout jess one more kast n then he jess runz off down the river skreechin FISHON! FISHCOMINDOWN! FISHON!

My kondolances to u in yer deep greef!

Gramps

[ 08-28-2001: Message edited by: SkaGuy ]