1.once your line is nicked it's always nicked, don't think it's going to get any better!

2. what do ya mean my drags to tight?.....SNAP!!


3. "File" what the hell is a "FILE"?

4. and my favorite one, "what do you mean that fish isn't ready to net..... oops, the dropper line stuck in the bag of the net....oops, the hooks just got stuck in the net....oops......, hey you wanted to release that 45 pound chrome bright king anyway, didn't you?"

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