Well since this is such a weird subject, thought I'd share this ( wonder if it'll make it to the BB?)
Just who is Jack Schitt? The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Read on and you'll be able to handle the situation intelligently.
Jack was the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O.Schitt, a partener of Kneedeep& Schitt,Inc. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple begat 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dipp Schitt. Against her parents' wishes, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After fifteen years of marriage, Jack & Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married a Mr. Sherlock, and out of devotion to her kids, decided to hyphenate her last name, and so became Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dipp Schitt married a woman named Loda Dunng, who became Loda Schitt. The couple produced a very nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva ****t, inseperable throughout childhood subsequently married the Happens brothers. The local newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding, which was quite an event. The Schitt-Happens childeren were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. When he returned from his travels he brought his new Italian bride, Piza Schitt. So, NOW if someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can beg to differ. Cause you not only know Jack Schitt, but the entire Schitt list!