Thats pretty sick but a friend of mine has you beat.

A freind of mine I call Yeti and I were fishing in Seiku two summers ago. All day Yeti complained about stomach pain but the fishing was so good I wouldnt let his pain ruin our fishing. Well Yeti had to take an emergency sh!t. There were about 30 boats near by us but he had to go anyways. The only thing we had to **** in was the bailing bucked wich was a coffee can. Well he ended up having a total blow out and only got 10 % of the sh!t inside the can. The rest was all over the deck of the boat. The stench was horrible and that soon ended our trip.