If you ever get the chance to fish someplace warm that has poisonous snakes, rubber snakes are priceless. I think I have shot 2 and beaten 2 others until the taste of death was bittersweet only to look over to see friends' laughing.

Of course they didn't think it was too funny when I was started dropping their sisters off at 4:30am at the same time I was picking my fishing partner up to go fishing

Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Who's yer daddy?