What you have to understand about Mike (Y'all) is that down in his (red)neck of the woods the graduation rate from grade school hovers right around 40%, so the few that make it into high school are protected like royalty.

Of course, they also inbreed like royalty so you can see that the connections go much further than just the surface.
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