A Coug game is on regional TV (token gesture by ABC) so a Coug alum takes his dog and heads to the Sports Bar.

Bartender: "Hey get him outta here, we don't allow dogs."
Coug Alum: "Give him a chance, he's a special Sports Bar dog..watch him as the game goes on."

The Cougs are getting dominated, but finally they hold the other team for no gain. At this point, the dog does three backflips, chugs a beer, and lands squarely on the bar stool. The bartender is impressed and agrees that the dog can stay.
The game goes on and in the third quarter, the Cougs finally get a first down. The dog runs down the bar counter giving "high fives" to all the bar patrons. Everyone loves the dog.

Bartender: "That's amazing...what does he do when the Cougars score a touchdown?"
Coug Alum: "I don't know..I've only owned him for four years."