Those d@mned elitists! Following the rules and all that kind of BS!

Ruining all our fun.

I'd keep it. The Indians are just going to net it anyway, or some fly geek will catch and release it while it's sitting on a redd and hold it out of the water for 27 minutes for a roll of film. Or some other c-n-r fanatic will catch it fourteen times, all but insuring its impenmding death. Or it will just spawn on top of some other redd and ruin both nests. Maybe the next time the river floods it will swim into my yard and bite someone I love, or a pet, or a neighbor.

Quick! Whack it fast before it gets away!!

Oops...attack of schizophrenia. Or is it multiple personality disorder?

I don't know.

Fish on...

Todd.

(I think.)