Hey - that reminds me of one of my 'favorites' -

20 degrees out; sideways frozen rain stinging me in the face; stading waist high in frigid water; fingers were numb 20 minutes ago - now I'm wondering if I even have fingers?? Neopreme chest waders; 4 layers of zipped up / buttoned up goretex, fleece, polypro, ect; then... mother nature calls!! (can you say 'shrinkage'??)