Never knock on Death's door; ring the doorbell and run (he hates that).

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway.

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at the end.

Life is sexually transmitted

Half the people you know are below average.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

Save the whales. Collect the whole set.


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